Draft HimThe fantasy football curse simulator
Draft a fantasy football player. Read his scouting report.
Watch his life fall apart anyway.
Arrests, suspensions, bodycam footage, a group chat that roasts you, and a commissioner who takes all of it very seriously.
The whole game, free in your browser with ads. Ad-free on Steam and iPhone.
Coming to Steam (Windows, Linux, Steam Deck) and iPhone.
The curse is real
- Pick your guyThree prospects and their scouting reports every pick. “Calls his mom every day.” “Owns four jet skis.” Choose wisely. It won’t help.
- 200+ ways to ruin a careerJet ski DUIs, a cult that’s 3–1, a three-hour police chase that ended at a drive-thru.
- The police are involvedBodycam footage of your players’ traffic stops, and Officer Plunkett, who has arrested so many of your guys he joined your group chat.
- Survive the seasonEight managers, playoffs, the Toilet Bowl, and a punishment the league votes on.
- Draft Day FrenzySixty seconds, one button, a counter that won’t stop climbing.
- Daily DraftTen picks, the same for everyone each day. Compare the damage with your friends.
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